Friday, June 8, 2012

Movie Time: "Wild Child"

Sup.

Since I decided to write this blog and in previous post I wrote that I would write about movies so there's this - Movie Time. As for this is the first time I do this, I will explain couple of things. First of, I am aiming to write about every movie that I watch. Or not really every, but about these that I decide to write about. Hopefully I will have an interesting opinion that would interest people. But without any further due, let us start the movie review.

So as it is written in headline I watched the movie Wild Child by Nick Moore. When I started the movie, I didn't know a thing about it, only the main actress, Emma Roberts, and kind of main actor, Alexander Pettyfer. Pretty much the only thing that got my interest was the main actress. I watched the movie only because the main actress was pretty and after watching the movie, I felt myself a pedophile, because the girl looked like a 13-14 year old. But I did some research and found that the girl was 17 while acting in that movie! 17 and skinny as hell and no boobs! And also the face was kind of too young.

   First scene of the movie shows us the sleeping beauty, our protagonist Poppy Moore(note the family of protagonist and producer. Сoincidence?). After skipping all the shit we discover that our Poppy is an underaged bitch that lives in Malibu and apparently his daddy has a buttload of money. After another prank she does to her mother in law daddy gets really upset and sends her to England to the boarding school. Here starts the funniest or the shittiest part of the movie that pretty much expands through out the whole movie. As she gets to the school, she starts acting like a fucking bitch and acts like she is higher than everybody else in the school and right of the bat we are introduced to a girl, with whom the Poppy will have pretty bad relationship. Then Poppy really wants to get out of that school and her roommates tell her that if she acts against the laws of school, she will be expelled and they start to do everything just to get her expelled, but nothing works. Then Poppy decides to start messing with the principals son, which would surely make her get expelled and what do you think, she falls in love! After that it's just drama and tears and all that kind of stuff.
   After watching the whole thing I understood that the movie was for a teenage girls like that protagonist herself. Even though there was a lot of foul language which led me to a misbelief. Movie was supposed to be a comedy, yet I didn't laugh once except the time I saw this:

And this:

Fantastic facial expressions. Bueno!
Anyway even though through out the movie I thought to myself "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!", it is well made for teenagers, especially teenager girls for various reasons. Main reason because there is a guy model. So if I have to give it a rating it would be 3 out of 10, even though I am not even sure should it be this high. But yeah, there's first movie review, hope you enjoyed it.

Theeeenks!

2 comments:

  1. I love dat movie, u idiot. I loved u!!! :(

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  2. I feel your pain, dude.

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